Happy New Year chicken fuckers! We're in the process of booking shows and we'll be playing outside of Connecticut soon. Hopefully. We're also discussing a full-length album and have begun shopping around for a studio with engineers willing to deal with our bullshit. Apply within. Or don't. I don't know, do whatever you want.
We love you,
Aw snap! I give it five shows before someone puts their head through it.
We posted some new shows! We're working on filling out the rest of the year with as many local shows as we can grab, so keep checking in.
Our first batch of CDs has arrived! You can purchase them at one of our shows for the completely reasonable price of $6, a five-finger discount, or a flash of your titties (or your balls if it's Brien, since he probably likes that kind of stuff). The Tour page has been updated with a few shows to start, and we'll be booking plenty more soon. Get in there!